Юмор

справедливо

Может директор по маркетингу фирмы по контролю за утечками

они занимаются безопасностью для БАНКОВ

Пользователи, чьи зараженные компьютеры участвовали в DDoS-атаках на турецкие сайты, будут нести за это юридическую ответственность, даже если они сами не были осведомлены о заражении своих ПК...

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...22 августа в Турции вступят в силу новые правила подключения к интернету, которые потребуют от каждого из пользователей выбрать один из четырех фильтров: семейный, детский, местный и стандартный фильтры. Каждый из них обеспечивает свой уровень фильтрации контента, причем список сайтов, заблокированных в каждом из этих фильтров, засекречен правительством. ©

Такой вот труднопереводимый юмор в научных работах:

2.4. The weakening of non-repudiation. Since ancient times the function of signature systems has been twofold: source-authentication and non-repudiation. You needed
to be sure who sent the message or document, and you wanted the sender not to be able to later deny having signed it. In many settings non-repudiation rather than authentication has been the most important need.

For example, in America, where illiterates have traditionally been permitted to sign with an X, such signatures are required to be witnessed. The reason is to prevent

Bubba from later claiming

Ain't my fuckin' X. Must be somebody else's fuckin' X.
Roll Tide!
We the people!

We chose the name Bubba rather than Bob b ecause in all protocol descriptions of which we're aware Bob is assumed to be literate.

The first slogan refers to the football team of the University of Alabama, which is nicknamed the Crimson Tide. Bubba is a proud alumnus of that institution, and played football for them when he
was a "student." The second slogan is the motto of the Tea Party movement, which Bubba strongly supports. He doesn't believe in evolution or global warming, and is very proud to be an American
because only in America do people like Bubba wield great political influence

"Another Look at Security Definitions" Neal Koblitz and Alfred Menezes.

P.S. "Доказуемую безопасность" там опять пытаются разбить в пух и прах.

Реакция на разные стадии жизненного цикла хэш-функций

© Valerie Aurora

Не юмор (разве что чёрный), скорее интересный факт в свете злободневных событий — упоминание среди множества вещей от небезызвестного ныне персонажа в том числе и такого.

Андреас Брэйвик о сетевой анонимности:

2. Surfing/email. Treat it as if you know it will be monitored. It's rarely a safe method to use if you want anonymity even if you use the draft box in your email account to communicate with someone. Alternatively, create a more secure email account (hushmail or any service which offer a greater degree of anonymity) while using Tor network (masking your IP). Alternatives to Tor are anonymize.net or Ipredator. It's an annoying but necessary process as Tor makes your connection very slow, and you have to make sure it's always on when you log in to your email or each time you research sensitive topics. I usually use Mozilla Firefox for Tor and Internet Explorer for normal surfing. Consider acquiring an unregistered laptop and surf while using LAN stations outside your home (many Mc Donald's or other service shops offer free wireless LAN which you can tap into outside their premises while sitting in your car. Just remember that if you use an unregistered and anonymous laptop for this purpose then remember that you must never use it for purposes that may reveal your identity at a later point.

© 2083 – A European Declaration of Independence By Andrew Berwick, London 2011

registered laptop?