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обеспечивает наличие специальных познаний.

На arXiv В разделе криптография и компьютерная безопасность кто-то запостил нечто похожее на какой-то корчеватель:

Homeland Defense and Security Universal Interface Software (HDUIS) Protocol Communication Gateway UIS Protocol Enhancements, Alterations and Attachments

Делаю перепост аннотации, пока не снесли:

The Universal Interface Software(UIS) Protocol was a Theater Missile Defense Gateway Protocol which linked the Strategic Defense Initiative(SDI) Architecture Killer Satellite Software Protocol to the National Test Bed Simulation Software Protocol to enable neural network shock loop operation when ICBMS were approaching the SDI Shield. A Gateway Software is required for Homeland Defense and Security Systems to communicate the sensor information from hardware and software boxes at airports and government buildings and other locations to the Global Information Grid(GIG). Therefore, a Homeland Defense and Security UIS(HDSUIS) Protocol is achieved by UIS conversion to HDSUIS for Thresholds Stabilization and GIG and terrorist sensor Enhancements, Homeland Defense and Security Lagrangian equation and GIG simulation facility timing chart Alterations, and two Catastrophe Theory Protocol Attachments to the UIS Geometric software structure inner cube. This UIS Protocol conversion to the HDSUIS Protocol will track and provide a Congestion Controlled, i.e.,prevention of deadlock and livelock, communication of (1) Shoe bombers and copycat shoe bombers, (2) deeply buried and imbedded boxes with explosives, (3) damage to lase1 equipment, (4) shoulder missile fired armament, and (5) surface to air missiles from their sensor equipment to the Global Information Grid with Theater Missile Defense Characteristics. The Homeland Defense and Security GNNO(Geometric Neural Network Overlay) Protocol will be derived as a conversion of the UIS GNNO Protocol.

Формула из работы доставляет:

IDE =AntiTerrorist Objective Function
<…какое-то уравнение…> +k [K-CK] (2)
where, a, …, k are the respective Lagrange Multipliers for the following
constraints,
CA = Shoe Bomber Constraint,
CB = Copycat Shoe Bomber Constraint,
CD = Deeply imbedded boxes Constraint,
CG = Laser damage airbourne Constraint,
CP = Laser damage ground Constraint,
CN = Shoulder Missile Firing Armament Constraint
CK = Surface to Air Missile Constraint

Картинки как будто стырены с чьей-то старой публикации. Термины то реальные, но судя по работам, автор какой-то контуженный. Или я чего-то не понимаю. Кто-нибудь знает этот The International Journal of Soft Computing and Software Engineering [JSCSE] и The Proceeding of International Conference on Soft Computing and Software Engineering 2013 [SCSE’13]?

Вроде журнал рецензируемый, но конфа какая-то тоже странная. Например, такие темы:

Среди авторов домининируют всевозможные Ахмады и Кумары. Ничего против не имею, но когда они объединяются в большом количестве, что-то тут не так.

Попутал с IACR ePrint, в котором изредка сносят, правда обычно уговаривая сделать это добровольно самих авторов.

Похоже, что в этом журнале и на конфе действительно набивают индексы, там где-то на странице на это даже намекают в рекламном тоне.

Не был в курсе, что такой маразм достигает заметных масштабов. Вроде и смешно, но печально, если тенденция достигнет глобальных масштабов.

Американское правительство рекомендовало своим гражданам, направлявшимся на Олимпиаду в Сочи, удалить перед поездкой всю важную информацию со своих компьютеров и прочих электронных устройств, пишет Financial Times.

Их также попросили учесть, что все их коммуникации отслеживаются и что им "не следует ожидать неприкосновенности частной жизни" в России из-за двойной угрозы слежки со стороны государства и со стороны хакеров.

My friend, cellmate, and former colleague, "Dave," and I took a Prisoner Introductory Spanish course a few months ago. We quit after three sessions because the class was nothing more than a coffee ktaten(?) for pedophiles. After one asked, "How do you say in Spanish, `Do you want some candy?'" we walked out and never went back.

забита

The CP symmetry relates matter and antimatter, A_CP quantifies consequently the difference between matter and antimatter for the decay of a particle P to a final state f.

Carroll versus Newton and Galilei: two dual non-Einsteinian concepts of time
...
Now, as we shall recall in detail later, the Galilei and Carroll groups are both related by a fascinating type of "duality", namely one between two different sorts of "times" we denote by t and s, respectively.

The quantity t is the absolute time of Newton [5]. In his own words:

Absolute, true, and mathematical time, in and of itself and of its own nature, without reference to anything external, flows uniformly and by another name is called duration

while s is Carrollian [4] "time". In the words of the Red Queen:

"Well, in our country," said Alice, still panting a little, "you'd generally get to somewhere else if you run very fast for a long time, as we've been doing."
"A slow sort of country!" said the Queen. "Now, here, you see, it takes all the running you can do, to keep in the same place. If you want to get somewhere else, you must run at least twice as fast as that!"

Setting aside philosophical reflections, the Galilei and the Carroll groups will turn out to be the space-time symmetries of two different types of (d+1)-dimensional non-Minkowskian spacetimes we call N and C, respectively, upon which "boosts" act — but they act differently.

The possible role of Carrollian space-times near space-time singularities

Let us now present a general geometric definition of Carroll manifolds and transformations which makes no mention of the Poincaré, group and its contractions but rather is dual to that of Newton-Cartan manifolds [24, 25].

The group of automorphisms of a Carroll structure will be called the Carroll group and denoted by Carr(C,g,ξ,∇). It consists of all diffeomorphisms of C that preserve the "metric" g, the vector field ξ, as well as the connection ∇. The Carroll Lie algebra, carr(C,g,ξ), is then identified with the Lie algebra of those vector fields X of C such that...

In conclusion, the Red Queen was right: even running very fast, one does not advance in the Carroll World!

But given his emotional attachment to children as well as his aesthetic appreciation of their forms, his assertion that his interest was strictly artistic is naïve © Льюис Кэрролл

Международный порносиндикат “Страна чудес” долгое время в сети распространял сцены сексуального насилия

Кирьякову пригрозили каждую неделю устраивать перевод в новую колонию по всей стране, так чтобы он там находился не дольше того момента, когда разрешается иметь почту, e-mail, звонки, визиты и передачи.